WE TOLD THE HACKERS TO EAT SH!T AND DIE IN A TRASH FIRE!
Moondog Free Press will re-launch soon.
As the result of the publicity he received for jumping off a very tall bridge late one evening in 1984, he was elected to two terms as Honorary Lifeguard of Elliston Place. His political career ended abruptly in 1991 when he was forced to flee the country amid allegations that he had once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Moondog spent most of the 1990s in hiding on the island of Madagascar. During that time he studied Theology and Origami, receving a Doctor of Divinity diploma from the Univeral Life Church, which he folded into a beautiful paper swan.
In 2001 Dr. Moondog quietly returned to the Unted States disguised as a Dutch tulip importer aboard the Norweigain cargo ship Hüsker Dü. Later that same year, he began writing a series of essays on "The American Condition" which became the first incarnation of Moondog Free Press.
Of course 99% of what you just read is completely made up, but at Moondog Free Press we don't believe in letting facts get in the way of a good story.
Dr. Moondog, Editor-in-Chief
From the local roller rink to Reykjavík, Iceland, Rubber Chicken really gets around. Think of this section as sort of a travelogue for poultry. [Continued]
Florida Man / Woman
Florida Man and Florida Woman (and the state of Florida in general) get a lot of bad press these days. This section aims to continue that tradition. [Continued]
The viewpoints expressed in this section reflect the viewpoints and official policies of Moondog Free Press. But that's just like, our opinion, man.
Photos / Videos
Most of our videos were lost when we got hacked, but we are working to restore the video library, and we are also designing a new photo gallery.